Some extracts from insurance claims found by Sally Bailey:

• Going to work at 7am this morning, I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was five minutes early.
• The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
• The car in front of me hit the pedestrian, but he got up so I hit him again.